My box of poking things

I have many names for this box. I finally feel like I am taking an active roll in TTC. Not that I wasn't before, but when you don't O and your honey has silly sperm it makes it hard. I am still moody and today I am BLOATED. Yucky! Derrick is cranky. He is sitting in Dodge City in line to unload the cattle he has on. He wants to be home by 7 so he can play darts, but right now it is not looking good. Poor guy. He got home at 2:15am today and left at 8:00. I would be a raging bitch. Or totally loony!!! Gotta go and teach the worst class ever. I hope I don't lose my temper with them today.